Organic Itch Removal Therapy

 Ingredients

1 clean dry cloth

1 bowl water

1 lavender

1-5 ice cubes

Some responsibility

Potato juice, optional

Clean wooden chopstick

1. Cross the water with the lavender, then trace the lavender around the bowl. Finally dip the lavender stick into the bowl of water and quickly remove. If desired, squeeze in potato juice.

2. Dip the entire cloth so it is submerged into the water and hold for about five seconds. Squeeze out loose particles of water.

3. Coarsely wrap the cloth around the itchy part and hold for two minutes.

4. Cover the cloth with an ice cube and hold on itchy part for thirty seconds. DO NOT ITCH!

5. If desired, repeat again by placing the cloth over the bowl of water and placing an ice cube over the cloth. When the ice cube fully melts, it is ready to be reused. You do not need more lavender nor potato juice.

6. When you can barely feel the itch, take the chopstick and roll it hard against the itch. DO NOT ITCH!

7. Expect results in half an hour.