The Retirement of Ms Perkins
It is of my greatest sorrow I inform you that I, Melanie Perkins, am retiring from the Head of Designer Society. I have spent numbers of years with Cardzy and these days have always been so golden and friendly.
I would like to thank Renee Wang and the other members of the CES for making my time here awesome. I'd also like to express my greatest graditude for the excellent goodbye party
Replacing my position I would like to welcome Jimmy McPerson! Mr. McPerson is a registered Herbalist and Programmer with 3 PhDs. He is a Mongolian who enjoys spicy milk and scissor sculpting in his free time. Please, when you see him, offer him a smile and a hello how'd you do.
With utmost sadness but wishing luck for Jimmy,
Ms Perkins
Tiffany McMelissa on behalf of Renee Wang! I am very sad to see Ms Perkins go, but feel that Jimmy McPerson will be perfect for this role as well.
ReplyDeleteMs Perkins has been working at Cardzy for half a century and I am utterly baffled to know she is leaving. Have the fun you deserve, Ms Perkins.
Mr McPerson, warm welcomes to Cardzy! We are so glad you are here. Please feel at home, so much will await you!
hey yall im anna evagleine yu capone on behalf of jimmy mcperson thanks 4 all ur kind words im baffled but ya know that ms perkins a great person and all
ReplyDeleteYeah. Melanie Perkins, please come back! No offense to Jimmy of course.
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